Megan Fox joins Twitter to, like, prove that she is alive

Megan Fox has literally had to join Twitter to prove she is alive, because it is 2013 and that is how we roll, now. It's like Schrodinger's cat for celebrities. We cannot prove they are alive and that they exist unless we can see them tweeting.

It's always a bit embarrassing when news outlets talk about Twitter and sound like someone's Dad who has just discovered the Internet, so we will play this cool: on Wednesday the term 'RIP Megan Fox' started 'trending on the Twitter Internet' despite the fact that Megan Fox was and still is not at all dead. Denzel Washington and Reece Witherspoon who both, for your personal records, are still alive have both been 'killed' by Twitter in the past. So now Megan Fox has joined Twitter to prove she is actually alive. 2013.

Anyway Megan has been tweeting about the cool Star Wars merchandise she has in her house, so any nerds who weren't already in love with her after the Transformers films are hopelessly besotted now. "Is it cool or embarrassing to own a life size R2D2?" she asked. Think how crazy you go for One Direction, and then imagine you have a neck beard. That's what basement dwelling nerdoes are doing at Megan Fox over Twitter right now.