Megan Fox on Bitter Beach?

Megan Fox and her husband Brian Austin Green, yes, the guy who played the keyboards on the original version of Beverly Hills 90210 in the 1990s, were snapped enjoying themselves on the beach in Hawaii.

We put enjoying in quotation marks as Fox is not smiling in any of the photos.

B.A.G is (of course). But she is not.

HOT SHOTS: Megan Fox on the beach in Hawaii.

Perhaps she relies on her tattoos, most of which are visible when she wears her teeny weeny bikini, to send out the good vibes.

If only we knew what they said.